tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked. Please help me, I want this little puffball!
WE’RE TUMBLR LET’S GET PEOPLE PETS!!!
HELP THEM GET THAT LITTLE PUFFBALL OMG
HELP HIM NOW.
I clearly don’t believe in love because I immediately thought,”break up with him and then you won’t need 1,000,000 notes”
(Source: College Humor)
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
this was the greatest joke I have ever heard