I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
It gets even better when you realize that was his entire strategy.
"I was the oldest bloke in the field and I knew that, skating four races back to back, I wasn’t going to have any petrol left in the tank. So there was no point in getting there and mixing it up because I was going to be in last place anyway. So I might as well stay out of the way and be in last place and hope that some people get tangled up."
this is how i get through life
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever
the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”